Your first crush was: England (This was bound to happen o3o )
But since they were an asshole, you went out with Japan (umm okay

)
By accident(?), this person takes your first kiss: France (Dammit France

)
Was it really an accident? Yes. (Told you

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This person sees and is jealous: Romano (Stop that Roma

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Boyfriend is being an ass; you relieve stress by: Getting Drunk (Of course

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Your brother tries to have sex with you; who is he Spain (WHHHHYYYYY SPAIN?!!

)
Did he succeed? Over 50% means he did: 85% (Noooooo whyyy?

)
However, you had lost your virginity to: Greece (Alright then

You get a confession from: Korea (Yaaaay?

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You reject them and this person silently cheers: Greece (Of course he did

)
Finally, you earn a proposal from: Latvia (Awww okay

)
You accept, but later cheat on them with: Lithuania (I'm such a whore

)
Did your partner expect it? Over 50 means they did 37% (Poor Lat, never saw it coming

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They leave you, and you have sex with: Spain (lolwut

)
The condom breaks and you have this many children: 69 (Nuuuuu- haha 69

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You leave your family and marry this stripper: Japan (I come back to you again

)
However, this stripper is jealous and stalks you: Spain (Spain, no

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The stalker kills you by: By showing you a mirror. (Hey, i may not be the prettiest bishie but damn

)
Who drops to their knees and shouts "NO"? Greece (At least you care

)
Who rapes your corpse? Spain (Goddammit Spain....

)